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Does the man or boss lady have you feeling down?

If you’re anything like the Hammock Town founders, you probably rather ask for forgiveness rather than permission.

I’d make sure I am killing it at work, set up an office hammock and wait for someone to say something. (Usually it’s “What Do I Have To Do To Chill in That Hammock”)

If you are in a start up environment or work in a fun team you shouldn’t have a problem setting up an office hammock. Should you have your doubts about whether this is a good idea (aka you might get fired) you may have to wait for the weekend to get your hammocking on.

Or…… you can send a chill letter to your boss to get the conversation started. To ensure you have more hammock time we drafted an office hammock template for you.

Get the Office Hammock Template For FREE

To date we have helped 17 offices become hammock friendly, hopefully we can help your office too!

The office hammock cures common 9-5 symptoms including but not limited to:

  • A bad case of the Mondays
  • Thinking it’s Humpday on a Tuesday….
  • Having to work overtime but you are on salary
  • Discovered your 401k doesn’t exist

I mean even the Simpsons knew it was a good idea, nearly 20 years ago!

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut, that’s on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That’s right.

Get your indoor office hammock template today and hate work less tomorrow.

Photo Creds: BrainTree

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