19 Ways To Have Dirty Hot Sex In a Hammock

by Audrey Hammocks October 01, 2017

19 Ways To Have Dirty Hot Sex In a Hammock

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The Maya were deeply religious, and worshiped a many Gods related to nature, such as the sun, the moon, rain and corn.

The Maya society had aristocratic roles (Kings) , or “kuhul ajaw” (holy lords), who claimed to be related to gods and followed a hereditary succession. They were thought to serve as mediators between the gods and people on earth, and performed the elaborate religious ceremonies and rituals so important to the Maya culture.

You may also know them from the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar that predicted all our deaths in 2012. But since that didn't happen we can still enjoy the comforts of our hammocks and some hammock sex for they also invented the hammock kamasutra.

Should you be feeling a bit adventurous these deeply religious Mayans did like to experiment with some erotic sex positions, especially in hammocks.

What types of hammocks are optimal for sex?

As you may have guessed (or learned from experience), hammock sex can be a bit tricky.  And while you can probably make any type of hammock work, some are just better than others.

Traditional Hammocks, such as this luxury kingsized cotton hammock by La Siesta are all great options.  Just make sure you hang them high enough so you don't hit the ground, but low enough so your feet can touch for stability.  A more rugged 2-person traditional hammock is the 2-person, waterproof Kammock Roo double, which is great if you're looking to get it on during a camping trip.

Pods, such as the Hearthsong Hugglepod, and tree tents such as the Tentsile Stingray are options if you're looking for a bit more privacy.  Both are designed to hold three people, if that's what you're into.

Finally, for the most adventurous, a yoga swing provides all sorts of availability. The DASKING Premium Aerial Yoga Hammock Kit is our top pick in this category.  Just check out the product photos, and you can imagine the possibilities.

Now that we've covered the proper tools for the job, onto the sex positions themselves.

Should you need another excuse to buy a hammock here are 19!

1. Deer/Vanado

The softness and beauty of the Deer/LaSauvidad Y Beleza del Venado hammock sex deer

2. Rainstorm/Tormenta

First comes the lightning than thunder then the rainstorm/ Primero Viene el Relampago y el trueno y despues la tormenta. hammock sex rainstorm

3. Wind/Viento

Blowing in the wind/metiendo el viento and the hammock sex commences. hammock sex wind

4. Dog/Perro

A Dog's instinct/El instinto del perro

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5. Earth/Tierra

Mother earth conceives the seed of creation/La Madre Tierra concire la semilla de creacion hammock sex earth

6. Monkey/Mana

Swinging and Playing Like a Monkey/Girando y ugando Como Um Mono hammock sex monkey

7. Serpent/Serpiente

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The Sensational Movements of The Serpent/Los Movimentos Sensacionales De La Serpiente 

8. Light/Luz

The New Morning Light Of The Sun/La Nueva Luz Del Sol De La Manana Luz-Hammock Sex

9. Lizard/Lagarta

The Long Tongue of The Lizard/La Lengua Large Del Lagarto hammock sex

10. Vulture/Buitre

The Grip of The Vulture/ElControl Del Buitre

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11. Death/Murta

Driving it all The Way To Death/Empujandolo con fuerza hasta la muerta dirty hot sex hammocks

12. Water/Agua

Drink of Water of The Valley/Tomando Agua Del Vallehammock loving13. Road/Camina Laying in the Middle of The Road/Poniendoso En Medio Camino hammock sex tips

14. Rabbit/Coneja

Be Fruitful and Multiple Like Rabbits/Sea Fructifero y Multiple Com Los Canejoshot hammock sex

15. Night/Noche

The Stillness of The Night/Quitud De La Nochehot sex in a hammock

16. Jaguer/Jaguar

The Purring comfort of the Jaguar/el ronroned consuelo del jaguar how to sex in a hammock

17. Reed/Cana

Spilt The Reed & In Goes the Seed. 💘
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18.Eagle/Aguila

Open wings flying through the air in eagles paradise/alas abiertas que vuelan a traves del aire en el paraiso de las aguilas hammock sex

19.Flint/Pedernal de Piedra

The incision of the flint stone/la incision del perdenal de piedra hammock kamasutra

I... I got this hammock tent for 2 and I want to share it with you. How many of these 19 have you checked off the list?

Happened to invent a new one? Let us know in the comments.

Audrey Hammocks
Audrey Hammocks





Audrey Hammocks was born to adventure. When she isn't curating the best hanging chairs, hammock tents or swings she is trekking across the United States & the world looking for the perfect hammocking spot.



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